(:

jbanana:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hai! :D

Stranger: hello

Stranger: :P

Stranger: asl?

You: i’m 52, a hermaphrodite and i’m in afganistan

You: nice to meet you

You: you?

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: thats cool

Stranger: :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

btw ‘you’ is jess. from omegle.com

another one:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: YOYOYO

Stranger: heyy 14 f australia

You: NIGGA

You: HIGA

You: WAT UP

Stranger: not much bro u?

You: LOL

You: I LIKE TURTLES

You: :D

Stranger: um, r u 7?

You: YAR TOTALLY

You: I’M TROLLIN’

You: GOT RICE?

You: GOT RICE BITCH?

You: LOLOLOL

You: I’M HIGH

You: ON COCAINE

You: YUM

You: LOL

You: SO HOW’S LIFE SISTA??!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL

it’s not so funny if i do it alone though, let’s do it next time we’re together near a computer? :D