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Me and Sam's Explicit FB Chat

  • Ages ago on facebook, just wanted to post it here for memories. xD
  • Me: dude
  • "A journey in BETWEEN TWO MOUNTAINS I was walking BETWEEN TWO MOUNTAINS, there were STIFF, STRAIGHT trees ERECTING from the ground. BLACK, HAIRY-LOOKING SHRUBS and BUSHES grew here and there. There were also deep CRACKS in the earth. As I walked on, I... saw a LARGE HOLE. I took a STRAIGHT STICK, and shoved it inside."
  • and part II
  • "There's water inside the HOLE. I threw some NUTS in it, just to see what lives inside this HOLE. Fishes with an OVAL HEAD, and LONG TAIL appeared. They ate the NUTS. I observed the wrong-looking fishes.Then, I saw a group of them SWIMMING TOWARD...S what looked like a big, glass BALL, it looked like and EGG. I looked closer as I saw one of the OVAL HEADED fish with LONG TAIL squirm inside the EGG. the end"
  • very disturbing, it's on farzana's status.
  • Sam: yeaahh
  • Me: at first to the HOLE one i was like hm i wonder what type of fish this is
  • and then i read on
  • and i was like WOAH
  • Sam: wtf
  • -sam's internet goes weird for a bit-
  • Me: ?
  • vat iz goin on?
  • Sam: EES WEIRD]
  • Me: YAH THANK (it's you think, not yeah thank xP)
  • i was wondering, were the mountains boobs?
  • or was it.. ass O.o
  • EWWEWWEWEW
  • dam u farzana
  • making me say weird things
  • Sam: nah bc of the trees
  • Me: i see
  • so what is it
  • Sam: nipples
  • the trees are nipples
  • because theyre erecting from the boob mountains]
  • Me: OHMYGOD
  • OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
  • ...!!!
  • Sam: yarrr
  • Me: what's with the shoving stick inside it?!
  • EW
  • grossed out to the max
  • Sam: dick
  • Me: ?!!!!!!!!!!
  • Sam: lolol
  • Me: OH
  • MA
  • GAWD
  • a dick can't even fit in a tit hole!
  • Sam: yesssss
  • whatt nooo
  • EW
  • EW
  • noo
  • no HE WALKED ON
  • Me: ?!
  • Sam: like downward
  • to the vag
  • AMD WTF IS A TITHOLE?
  • Me: the hole in your tits?
  • EW
  • Sam: whas a tithole>? o.,o
  • THERE ARE HOLES?!
  • Me: how do you think the babies drink milk outta them?!
  • oh now i get it
  • Sam: AW EWWWW
  • Me: 'walked on'
  • yes, i see.
  • Sam: EWWWWWWWWWWW
  • EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
  • EWWWWWWWWWWW
  • Me: LOLOLOL EXPLICIT CONVERSATION
  • Sam: I NEVER REALIZED THERE WERE HOOLES IN MY ****S
  • sigh. farzana and her weird stories. : P