January 2010
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jbanana:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai! :D
Stranger: hello
Stranger: :P
Stranger: asl?
You: i’m 52, a hermaphrodite and i’m in afganistan
You: nice to meet you
You: you?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
btw ‘you’ is jess. from omegle.com
another one:
You’re now chatting with a random...
November 2009
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Thoughts
OMG HISTORY! dude when you finish it can you send it to me on my email? (flawless.x@hotmail.com)
if you don’t it’s fine i can finish it myself, but i just need the file so i can stick it in my book later. *__*
imustbeforeign:
My cousin keeps being criticized. Well, you know, told she was wrong and she’s being taught ethics and stuff.
I remember when ever someone pointed out I was...
New Year Resolution #10
imustbeforeign:
I’m gonna do Fame.
That’s a half-high remark, I guess, but I’m going to. I dunno what for—can’t sing, can’t dance or act, but I dunno, I’d just like to try it out? Sorry to disappoint you guys who want every part of the production to be flawless, I might disappoint! But I’m hoping not to?
awesome. (: don’t worry, you won’t disappoint anyone, and if you do,...
Fat Test thing lol.
(via imustbeforeign)
Be honest.
If you score under 17 you’re anorexic, or close to it. If you get 18-50 you’re normal But if you get 51 or over, sorry but you’re a big, fat, fatty. Have you eaten or drunk anything in the past week? [x] water [x] orange juice [x] milk [ ] soda [ ] beer [x] champagne (at saturday dinner in cassis, everyone kept bugging me to try it :P i didn’t like it, not...
all of the CED's i've had pretty much sucked,...
November 10th, Tuesday 5:40 PM
Today was curriculum enhancement day. May i say it was more than unpleasant? If that’s the teacher’s idea of ‘fun’ and ‘great’, then i wonder what kind of sad, sad world they live in.
I mean it could’ve been okay, but there was too much to do in too little time, and it was pretty stressing for a lot of us. (well, at least...
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Christian Bale's Rant Remix LOL →
Did you know that 1 + 1 sometimes equals 3?
i don’t get it? :/
imustbeforeign:
oh lol word.
isugarcandy:
lol i geet it! XD
likespancakes:
LOL I was so amused. In my schools girls bathroom there’s this poster and it says 1 + 1 doesn’t always equal 2. PREGNANT? NEED HELP? Call ___________
At first i didn’t get it but then it clicked hahaha
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I guess it'll be worth it.
candy-corn:
I’m thinking about not going to the gym today. Frenchie might be out on the town, and I’m tired.
ahahah, the stalker takes a break. :P
A guy had a crush on this girl. He follows her...
Girl: Why do you keep on following me?
Boy: Because you’re so pretty and I think I’m falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven’t met my friend yet. She’s prettier than me and she’s right behind you. (The guy looked behind him but found no one.)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There’s no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really love me, you won’t look back.
@imustbeforeign
naw it’s k, haha that’s awesome, omg if you make a restaurant you must give free food to me and jo! :O
If you became a movie director what type of movie would you do?
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cyanide and happiness is awesome. (: →
English Writing
My tyrant lizard descriptive writing for english from ages ago, just randomly felt like posting it up. :P It’s ok, don’t expect anything as good as Sam’s writing lol.
The great reptilian beast glared down at the insignificant ants thirty metres below with a menacing death grin. In that few seconds it stood its ground, it was as if the evil god was ten tons of beautifully...
“Emily Graham - is sick of all the horny guys adding me on msn ):”
– emily’s status on facebook from ages ago, but when i looked back at it i cracked up. :P what do you expect?
@imustbeforeign
Dude i think your writing is awesome, you should totally become a writer. (y) Or a journalist, or a magazine article writer, or some sort of job to do with writing.
What do you want to become when you’re older?
Me and Sam's Explicit FB Chat
Ages ago on facebook, just wanted to post it here for memories. xD
Me: dude
"A journey in BETWEEN TWO MOUNTAINS I was walking BETWEEN TWO MOUNTAINS, there were STIFF, STRAIGHT trees ERECTING from the ground. BLACK, HAIRY-LOOKING SHRUBS and BUSHES grew here and there. There were also deep CRACKS in the earth. As I walked on, I... saw a LARGE HOLE. I took a STRAIGHT STICK, and shoved it inside."
and part II
"There's water inside the HOLE. I threw some NUTS in it, just to see what lives inside this HOLE. Fishes with an OVAL HEAD, and LONG TAIL appeared. They ate the NUTS. I observed the wrong-looking fishes.Then, I saw a group of them SWIMMING TOWARD...S what looked like a big, glass BALL, it looked like and EGG. I looked closer as I saw one of the OVAL HEADED fish with LONG TAIL squirm inside the EGG. the end"
very disturbing, it's on farzana's status.
Sam: yeaahh
Me: at first to the HOLE one i was like hm i wonder what type of fish this is
and then i read on
and i was like WOAH
Sam: wtf
-sam's internet goes weird for a bit-
Me: ?
vat iz goin on?
Sam: EES WEIRD]
Me: YAH THANK (it's you think, not yeah thank xP)
i was wondering, were the mountains boobs?
or was it.. ass O.o
EWWEWWEWEW
dam u farzana
making me say weird things
Sam: nah bc of the trees
Me: i see
so what is it
Sam: nipples
the trees are nipples
because theyre erecting from the boob mountains]
Me: OHMYGOD
OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
...!!!
Sam: yarrr
Me: what's with the shoving stick inside it?!
EW
grossed out to the max
Sam: dick
Me: ?!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: lolol
Me: OH
MA
GAWD
a dick can't even fit in a tit hole!
Sam: yesssss
whatt nooo
EW
EW
noo
no HE WALKED ON
Me: ?!
Sam: like downward
to the vag
AMD WTF IS A TITHOLE?
Me: the hole in your tits?
EW
Sam: whas a tithole>? o.,o
THERE ARE HOLES?!
Me: how do you think the babies drink milk outta them?!
oh now i get it
Sam: AW EWWWW
Me: 'walked on'
yes, i see.
Sam: EWWWWWWWWWWW
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
EWWWWWWWWWWW
Me: LOLOLOL EXPLICIT CONVERSATION
Sam: I NEVER REALIZED THERE WERE HOOLES IN MY ****S
sigh. farzana and her weird stories. : P
I Finished My Maths
imustbeforeign:
I finished my maths homework (on mymaths.co.uk, ha! Too funny! =,=) and it was easy as shit adn now all I have to do is sleep! Early! x)
What time do you usually sleep?
I Have to Shower in the Morning
imustbeforeign:
bowling-pin:
imustbeforeign:
I hate showering in the morning. I have to get up earlier, like at 6AM sharp, to wash myself in bloody ice-cold water that’s barely pouring driplets. It’s so bloody annoying, but I have to do it cos it’s too late at night to shower at 11PM and it might affect my sinus in a negative way.
Ugh, and what’s with my shoulders? They’re almost standard...
I Have to Shower in the Morning
imustbeforeign:
I hate showering in the morning. I have to get up earlier, like at 6AM sharp, to wash myself in bloody ice-cold water that’s barely pouring driplets. It’s so bloody annoying, but I have to do it cos it’s too late at night to shower at 11PM and it might affect my sinus in a negative way.
Ugh, and what’s with my shoulders? They’re almost standard man size and my mom says I can’t...